Success Marketing Center Has Been Updated

Especially to my team members, if you haven't been in the Success Marketing Center for awhile, now is the time to revisit. It's been updated with some pretty incredible resources.

Here are some highlights:

-You won't only get where to place ads but you'll get them word for word including the headline. All you'll need to do is put your website and your contact info in.

-Since there's so much competition on the internet, you'll learn how to advertise OFFLINE to networks of newspapers instead of your locals for a fraction of a penny per reader exposing your offer to millions and saving OODLES at the same time.

-You'll learn what service gets your prospects to call YOU at the times during the day you specify for only 30 cents each!

-You'll learn where to find those who already have an established history of buying into business opportunities, and that means they're MUCH more likely to shake rattle and roll with your opportunity!

-Even if you have no website of your own, you'll learn where to get in the top three sponsored links under several keyword phrases on Google, MSN, Yahoo and several more search engines by simply paying a flat rate monthly fee.

-You'll learn what services are ORDER, SET, FORGET, and PERFORM.
-And more!

Take a leisurely browse through the Success Marketing Center while you're enjoying your morning cup of coffee or afternoon lull of activity this weekend. You'll come away with a lot of new ideas of your own!

Click Here to Visit!

*Team members have access to non-public areas. Join one of my teams here!

TGIF FUN! Excerpts from a Dog's & Cat's Daily Diary

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:

8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40am Walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing!
7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my master! My favorite thing!
11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released-and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded! The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe....... for now....


Barbie's note: I have always been a pet owner. I hope you enjoyed the above as much as I did! :-)